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Panel 1:
James Garfield is talking with Richard Nixon and his dog, Checkers.
Garfield: "We need to clean up civil service. Public trust demands proper accountability."
Nixon: "I have never profited - never profited from public service. I've earned every cent."

Panel 2:
Nixon, arms stretched wide giving V-for-Victory signs: "People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got."

Panel 3:
Garfield: "Including luxury trips to Key Biscayne?"
Nixon: "Bebe Rebozo is a close personal friend!"