The Other Kind of Fair

STARRING

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 88
Recent Appearance: Don't Forget Chet
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

His hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win.

Comics: 69
Recent Appearance: Reform Retrenchment and Economy
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Spoke out about the dangers of the “military-industrial complex" and we laughed and laughed and...

Comics: 37
Recent Appearance: Front Lines and Bottom Lines
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 78
Recent Appearance: Don't Forget Chet
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Gave us eight years of "funny Bush-isms" to distract us from invading the wrong country to impress Daddy.

Comics: 25
Recent Appearance: F-35
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Started the War of 1812. Then the British burned down the White House.

Comics: 64
Recent Appearance: Acquitted
First Appearance: Forethought

Shakespearean-level paranoia. Accomplished a lot of good but you only care about Watergate so fine. Whatever.

Comics: 80
Recent Appearance: Executive Order 10290
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Thought two things: we would stay out of World War I and that the south would rise again. Both were wrong.

Comics: 58
Recent Appearance: ENUFSED
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

on September 7, 2016

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