The Other Kind of Fair

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Abraham Lincoln

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 74
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Andrew Jackson

His hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win.

Comics: 63
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Dwight D Eisenhower

Spoke out about the dangers of the “military-industrial complex" and we laughed and laughed and...

Comics: 30
Recent Appearance: Forced Trooping
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 71
Recent Appearance: Concentration Camps
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

George W Bush

Gave us eight years of "funny Bush-isms" to distract us from invading the wrong country to impress Daddy.

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: On the Merits
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

James Madison

Started the War of 1812. Then the British burned down the White House.

Comics: 51
Recent Appearance: How an Amendment Gets Ratified
First Appearance: Forethought

Richard Nixon

Shakespearean-level paranoia. Accomplished a lot of good but you only care about Watergate so fine. Whatever.

Comics: 65
Recent Appearance: Over the Moon
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Woodrow Wilson

Thought two things: we would stay out of World War I and that the south would rise again. Both were wrong.

Comics: 45
Recent Appearance: Death Penalty
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

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