↓ TranscriptPanel 1: Silicon Valley Bank: "Same time, next crisis cycle?" FDR: "Scorpions and Frogs! So you've learned nothing?" Panel 2: Silicon Valley Bank: "We do this dance every few years. We do what we want until we break something[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPanel 1: Herbert Hoover and Franklin Roosevelt are caring for Silicon Valley Bank, who is laying in bed, streaming television off a tablet. Hoover: "How's Silicon Valley Bank doing?" FDR: "Sick in bed watching cable news all day." Silicon[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wrote today’s comic last Friday while I was listening to the news. You can imagine how the panelists were discussing the Silicon Valley bank collapse. ↓ TranscriptPanel 1: Herbert Hoover enters and sees a N-95-masked Franklin Roosevelt caring for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There is no bailout. There never was a bailout. No losses will be borne by the taxpayers. No losses will be borne by the taxpayers. I guess we’ll see. Make sure to follow Two Party Opera on Instagram, I’ve started[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPanel 1: Franklin Delano Roosevelt finds a personified Silicon Valley Bank, dressed in a casual hoodie with a bag of cash for a head, an expressive dollar sign face. The Silicon Valley Bank is gorging on cash and precious[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
