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A five panel comic with Joe Biden standing on the South lawn of the White House.
Joe Biden rants, "Do I believe in human rights? C'mon man. Sure. Why not? But... I also believe in progress through compromise. Sometimes you have to ask the hard questions. Like, "What's a human?" Is this flower a human?! Who would shed tears if I stomped this flower into dust?" Joe Biden is stomping on a flower and says "Are college students human?" Richard Nixon enters and says "let the National Guard sort that one out."