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Panel 1:
Washington: "Political parties. Factions. Not a fan. Count me out. The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, is itself a frightful despotism."
Lincoln: "Washington loves to claim he's non-partisan."

Panel 2:
Lincoln: "You are a Federalist."
Washington: "Sure, but I'm not a member of the Federalist Party."

Panel 3:
Lincoln: "What difference does that make?"
Washington: "No one sends me political fundraising emails."