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Panel 1:
James Garfield approaches Richard Nixon in front of the White House
Garfield: "Nixon, you ever take spoils from GOP donors?"
Nixon: "We did get something—a gift—after the election."

Panel 2:
Nixon: "A man down in Texas heard Pat on the radio mention that our two youngsters would like to have a dog."

Panel 3:
Nixon: "We got a message from Union Station in Baltimore saying they had a package for us. We went down to get it. You know what it was."

Panel 4:
Garfield: "An undisclosed superyacht trip to Indonesia?"
Nixon, holding a dog: "A little cocker spaniel named Checkers."