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Panel 1:
A Republican elephant and a Democratic donkey are in an abstract reality made from the American flag.
Elephant: "Set your clocks?"
Donkey: "All this springing forward and falling backwards! It makes me dizzy!"

Panel 2:
Elephant: "Daylight savings is a relic. People shop outside daylight hours now."
Donkey: "Don’t forget the health downsides. Car accidents, heart attacks, yikes!"
Elephant: "Repealing daylight savings has wide bipartisan support in Congress and would save lives."
Donkey: "Latest polling shows 62% of Americans want this madness to end!"

Panel 3:
Elephant: "So naturally, let’s keep it."
Donkey: "Naturally. Unless the donor class weighs in."