What to Expect When You’re Electing

STARRING

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

The physical manifestation of 240 years of systemic racism and white privilege.

Comics: 78
Recent Appearance: Government Reopened
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 66
Recent Appearance: Second Bill of Rights
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Gave us eight years of "funny Bush-isms" to distract us from invading the wrong country to impress Daddy.

Comics: 20
Recent Appearance: Killing Hitler
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

The most experienced private citizen in the history of the United States.

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Hillary 4.0
First Appearance: Trust Issues

Never wanted to become President, so the Universe granted his wish a year later.

Comics: 19
Recent Appearance: Reindeer Games
First Appearance: The Best Portrait

on October 23, 2016

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