What to Expect When You’re Electing

STARRING

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 70
Recent Appearance: His Accidency
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

The physical manifestation of 240 years of systemic racism and white privilege.

Comics: 79
Recent Appearance: On The World Stage
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 66
Recent Appearance: Second Bill of Rights
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Gave us eight years of "funny Bush-isms" to distract us from invading the wrong country to impress Daddy.

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: On the Merits
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

The most experienced private citizen in the history of the United States.

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Hillary 4.0
First Appearance: Trust Issues

Never wanted to become President, so the Universe granted his wish a year later.

Comics: 20
Recent Appearance: David Rice Atchison
First Appearance: The Best Portrait

on October 23, 2016

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