What to Expect When You’re Electing

STARRING

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 61
Recent Appearance: To Eviscerate or Exonerate
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

The physical manifestation of 240 years of systemic racism and white privilege.

Comics: 73
Recent Appearance: Peas and Carrots
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 63
Recent Appearance: A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Gave us eight years of "funny Bush-isms" to distract us from invading the wrong country to impress Daddy.

Comics: 19
Recent Appearance: Wedge Issues
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

The most experienced private citizen in the history of the United States.

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Hillary 4.0
First Appearance: Trust Issues

Never wanted to become President, so the Universe granted his wish a year later.

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: A Mailer for Taylor
First Appearance: The Best Portrait

on October 23, 2016

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