United States of Blamerica

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Abraham Lincoln

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 74
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Andrew Jackson

His hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win.

Comics: 63
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Barack Obama

Not the President that America deserves, but the President that America needs.

Comics: 24
Recent Appearance: Concentration Camps
First Appearance: The Ol' James Buchanan Try

Benjamin Harrison

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Secret Recordings
First Appearance: Man in the Mirror

Calvin Coolidge

A dry wit but spoke little, a woman once made a bet she could get three words out of him. He replied “you lose.”

Comics: 14
Recent Appearance: Concentration Camps
First Appearance: XVPS

George W Bush

Gave us eight years of "funny Bush-isms" to distract us from invading the wrong country to impress Daddy.

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: On the Merits
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

George Washington

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 75
Recent Appearance: Antiflag
First Appearance: Forethought

Richard Nixon

Shakespearean-level paranoia. Accomplished a lot of good but you only care about Watergate so fine. Whatever.

Comics: 65
Recent Appearance: Over the Moon
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Ronald Reagan

Jelly-bean eatin', Gipper winnin', economic down-tricklin', Irani weapon-sellin', President movie-star cowboy.

Comics: 48
Recent Appearance: 74 Years
First Appearance: Make America Great Again

Santa Anna

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Chicle
First Appearance: Old Rough and Ready – Part Three: Buena Vista Drift

Thomas Jefferson

Obsessed with liberty, up to the point of applying it to his own lifestyle.

Comics: 101
Recent Appearance: Whataboutism
First Appearance: Jefferson Memorial

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