The Inauguration of Donald Trump

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Abraham Lincoln

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 99
Recent Appearance: Positive Spin
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Benjamin Harrison

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: Centennial President
First Appearance: Man in the Mirror

Donald Trump

The physical manifestation of 240 years of systemic racism and white privilege.

Comics: 97
Recent Appearance: Election Day Comedy Hour
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

Eye

Reverse of the Great Seal of the United States

Comics: 37
Recent Appearance: Deep Thoughts From the Deep State
First Appearance: Annuit Coeptis

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 89
Recent Appearance: Saving Democracy
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

John F Kennedy

He chose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other thing.

Comics: 32
Recent Appearance: Executive Order 10290
First Appearance: Debate Prep

Liberty

Freedom to do what one pleases, limited by one's ability and the rights of others.

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Abusing the Blessings of Liberty
First Appearance: The Queue Colossus

Tammany Tiger

Metaphor for political corruption. What are you going to do about it?

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Four Years Later
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

Theodore Roosevelt

A man. A plan. A canal. In the arena. The very definition of the rugged individualist American.

Comics: 108
Recent Appearance: Who Shot T.R.?
First Appearance: Police State

Vladimir Putin

Just your average patriotic voter wanting to Make America Great Again.

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: Resolute with Resolutions
First Appearance: The Inauguration of Donald Trump

William H Taft

Only one to use the Presidency as a stepping stone to his true dream job: Supreme Court Justice.

Comics: 41
Recent Appearance: Taft and Forward
First Appearance: Gift Basket of Deplorables

William Henry Harrison

Too stubborn to wear a coat to his inauguration. Tippecanoe!

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: Curse of Tippecanoe
First Appearance: Pneumonia

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