The Hottest Head of State

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Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 65
Recent Appearance: On War and Investigations
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Appointed Vice President. President by vacancy. Only one to hold the office without being elected in any way.

Comics: 11
Recent Appearance: Only in America
First Appearance: The Buck Stops Here

The Monroe Doctrine: you stay on your side and we’ll stay on our side.

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: Activity Page 650!
First Appearance: Father of Daughters

He chose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other thing.

Comics: 24
Recent Appearance: Killing Hitler
First Appearance: Debate Prep

The last Whig to be President, finally doing away with the silly notion that Congress should hold any real power.

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Down the Middle
First Appearance: XVPS

Jelly-bean eatin', Gipper winnin', economic down-tricklin', Irani weapon-sellin', President movie-star cowboy.

Comics: 45
Recent Appearance: Flag Pins
First Appearance: Make America Great Again

on May 25, 2017

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