The Best Portrait

STARRING

Comics: 15
Recent Appearance: Government Reopened
First Appearance: The Best Portrait

The physical manifestation of 240 years of systemic racism and white privilege.

Comics: 78
Recent Appearance: Government Reopened
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

Spoke out about the dangers of the “military-industrial complex" and we laughed and laughed and...

Comics: 25
Recent Appearance: Killing Hitler
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Gave us eight years of "funny Bush-isms" to distract us from invading the wrong country to impress Daddy.

Comics: 20
Recent Appearance: Killing Hitler
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

The first president officially born in the United States of America. Spoke Dutch.

Comics: 25
Recent Appearance: Choose Greatness
First Appearance: Twin Tower Mattress Sale

Never wanted to become President, so the Universe granted his wish a year later.

Comics: 19
Recent Appearance: Reindeer Games
First Appearance: The Best Portrait

on October 20, 2016

We all remember this, right?

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