The Best Portrait

STARRING

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: Precedent
First Appearance: The Best Portrait

The physical manifestation of 240 years of systemic racism and white privilege.

Comics: 94
Recent Appearance: The Long Game
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

Spoke out about the dangers of the “military-industrial complex" and we laughed and laughed and...

Comics: 34
Recent Appearance: Salute the Skies
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Gave us eight years of "funny Bush-isms" to distract us from invading the wrong country to impress Daddy.

Comics: 24
Recent Appearance: When Texas Freezes Over
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

The first president officially born in the United States of America. Spoke Dutch.

Comics: 30
Recent Appearance: Pathetic
First Appearance: Twin Tower Mattress Sale

Never wanted to become President, so the Universe granted his wish a year later.

Comics: 22
Recent Appearance: Santa Ana Winds
First Appearance: The Best Portrait

on October 20, 2016

We all remember this, right?

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