The Best Portrait

STARRING

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Death Penalty
First Appearance: The Best Portrait

The physical manifestation of 240 years of systemic racism and white privilege.

Comics: 80
Recent Appearance: Concentration Camps
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

Spoke out about the dangers of the “military-industrial complex" and we laughed and laughed and...

Comics: 30
Recent Appearance: Forced Trooping
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Gave us eight years of "funny Bush-isms" to distract us from invading the wrong country to impress Daddy.

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: On the Merits
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

The first president officially born in the United States of America. Spoke Dutch.

Comics: 26
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: Twin Tower Mattress Sale

Never wanted to become President, so the Universe granted his wish a year later.

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: Crash the Party
First Appearance: The Best Portrait

on October 20, 2016

We all remember this, right?

Two Party Opera