State of the Union

STARRING

The physical manifestation of 240 years of systemic racism and white privilege.

Comics: 94
Recent Appearance: The Long Game
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 78
Recent Appearance: Don't Forget Chet
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 85
Recent Appearance: Don't Forget Chet
First Appearance: Forethought

Took a short vacation from being a life-long racist to sign the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Comics: 23
Recent Appearance: The Johnson Treatment
First Appearance: Police State

Obsessed with liberty, up to the point of applying it to his own lifestyle.

Comics: 107
Recent Appearance: An American Empire
First Appearance: Jefferson Memorial

Thought two things: we would stay out of World War I and that the south would rise again. Both were wrong.

Comics: 55
Recent Appearance: Direct Election of Senators
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

on January 30, 2018

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