State of the Union

STARRING

The physical manifestation of 240 years of systemic racism and white privilege.

Comics: 78
Recent Appearance: Government Reopened
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 66
Recent Appearance: Second Bill of Rights
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 67
Recent Appearance: A Holiday of the People, by the People
First Appearance: Forethought

Took a short vacation from being a life-long racist to sign the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: Killing Hitler
First Appearance: Police State

Obsessed with liberty, up to the point of applying it to his own lifestyle.

Comics: 94
Recent Appearance: Potential Third Party Candidates
First Appearance: Jefferson Memorial

Thought two things: we would stay out of World War I and that the south would rise again. Both were wrong.

Comics: 40
Recent Appearance: Movie Night
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

on January 30, 2018

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