Resolute with Resolutions

STARRING

The physical manifestation of 240 years of systemic racism and white privilege.

Comics: 80
Recent Appearance: Concentration Camps
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

For better or for worse, the only president to accomplish all of his campaign promises. “54 40 or fight!”

Comics: 28
Recent Appearance: Chicle
First Appearance: Columbus Day

Not racist, just believes in a doctrine that people of color are inherently inferior to the master white race.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Resolute with Resolutions
First Appearance: Klanbusters

The first president officially born in the United States of America. Spoke Dutch.

Comics: 26
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: Twin Tower Mattress Sale

A man. A plan. A canal. In the arena. The very definition of the rugged individualist American.

Comics: 87
Recent Appearance: Death Penalty
First Appearance: Police State

Just your average patriotic voter wanting to Make America Great Again.

on December 29, 2017

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