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His hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win.

Comics: 62
Recent Appearance: Alternating Currency
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

After a train accident killed his son, he spent the entire term of his Presidency mourning instead of leading.

Comics: 15
Recent Appearance: [REDACTED]
First Appearance: Twin Tower Mattress Sale

Took a short vacation from being a life-long racist to sign the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: Killing Hitler
First Appearance: Police State

The first president officially born in the United States of America. Spoke Dutch.

Comics: 25
Recent Appearance: Choose Greatness
First Appearance: Twin Tower Mattress Sale

A man. A plan. A canal. In the arena. The very definition of the rugged individualist American.

Comics: 86
Recent Appearance: Petty Officer
First Appearance: Police State

on December 5, 2018

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Flynn? The Special Counsel knows!

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