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His hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win.

Comics: 63
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

After a train accident killed his son, he spent the entire term of his Presidency mourning instead of leading.

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: Bleeding Kansas
First Appearance: Twin Tower Mattress Sale

Took a short vacation from being a life-long racist to sign the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Chance For Peace
First Appearance: Police State

The first president officially born in the United States of America. Spoke Dutch.

Comics: 26
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: Twin Tower Mattress Sale

A man. A plan. A canal. In the arena. The very definition of the rugged individualist American.

Comics: 87
Recent Appearance: Death Penalty
First Appearance: Police State

on December 5, 2018

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Flynn? The Special Counsel knows!

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