Polling Data

STARRING

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 88
Recent Appearance: Don't Forget Chet
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

His hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win.

Comics: 69
Recent Appearance: Reform Retrenchment and Economy
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Product of political corruption but broke all ties to past cronies once in office.

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: Don't Forget Chet
First Appearance: Who's Chester A Arthur?

Married Frances Folsom during his first term, who promised to be back in four years after losing re-election.

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: Pathetic
First Appearance: George Washingtron

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: Pathetic
First Appearance: A Few Of My Favorite Things

The first president officially born in the United States of America. Spoke Dutch.

Comics: 30
Recent Appearance: Pathetic
First Appearance: Twin Tower Mattress Sale

The last Whig to be President, finally doing away with the silly notion that Congress should hold any real power.

Comics: 22
Recent Appearance: A Regrettable Conclusion
First Appearance: XVPS

A flirt. A crook. A drunk. "I am not fit for this office and never should have been here."

Comics: 38
Recent Appearance: Executive Order 10290
First Appearance: Temperament

on July 27, 2019

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