Old Man Harrison

STARRING

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Secret Recordings
First Appearance: Man in the Mirror

After a train accident killed his son, he spent the entire term of his Presidency mourning instead of leading.

Comics: 15
Recent Appearance: [REDACTED]
First Appearance: Twin Tower Mattress Sale

For better or for worse, the only president to accomplish all of his campaign promises. “54 40 or fight!”

Comics: 28
Recent Appearance: Chicle
First Appearance: Columbus Day

…And Tyler too! Completely opposed his own party. Only President to side with the Confederacy.

Comics: 31
Recent Appearance: The War on Tariffs
First Appearance: XVPS

The first president officially born in the United States of America. Spoke Dutch.

Comics: 25
Recent Appearance: Choose Greatness
First Appearance: Twin Tower Mattress Sale

The last Whig to be President, finally doing away with the silly notion that Congress should hold any real power.

Comics: 20
Recent Appearance: Crash the Party
First Appearance: XVPS

Too stubborn to wear a coat to his inauguration. Tippecanoe!

Comics: 13
Recent Appearance: Tippecanoe and Tyler Too
First Appearance: Pneumonia

Never wanted to become President, so the Universe granted his wish a year later.

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: Crash the Party
First Appearance: The Best Portrait

on February 9, 2017

Two Party Opera