New Year, New You

STARRING

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 88
Recent Appearance: Don't Forget Chet
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Not the President that America deserves, but the President that America needs.

Comics: 27
Recent Appearance: Good ol' AUMF
First Appearance: The Ol' James Buchanan Try

Reverse of the Great Seal of the United States

Comics: 32
Recent Appearance: Beware the Doom Fetishists
First Appearance: Annuit Coeptis

Shakespearean-level paranoia. Accomplished a lot of good but you only care about Watergate so fine. Whatever.

Comics: 77
Recent Appearance: Acquitted
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Only one to use the Presidency as a stepping stone to his true dream job: Supreme Court Justice.

Comics: 36
Recent Appearance: Direct Election of Senators
First Appearance: Gift Basket of Deplorables

Never wanted to become President, so the Universe granted his wish a year later.

Comics: 22
Recent Appearance: Santa Ana Winds
First Appearance: The Best Portrait

on December 30, 2016

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