Legalized Bribery

STARRING

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 74
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: Anti-Federalists
First Appearance: Hamilton Electors

His hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win.

Comics: 63
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

The inventor of the stove.

Comics: 24
Recent Appearance: Lesser Eagle
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 75
Recent Appearance: Antiflag
First Appearance: Forethought

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: Unsung Success
First Appearance: Precious Little Snowflakes

Obsessed with liberty, up to the point of applying it to his own lifestyle.

Comics: 101
Recent Appearance: Whataboutism
First Appearance: Jefferson Memorial

In an effort to one-up winning the Civil War, Grant got pretty good at crushing the Ku Klux Klan.

Comics: 36
Recent Appearance: Death Penalty
First Appearance: Balance

on July 23, 2018

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