Legalized Bribery

STARRING

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 88
Recent Appearance: Don't Forget Chet
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: An American Empire
First Appearance: Hamilton Electors

His hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win.

Comics: 69
Recent Appearance: Reform Retrenchment and Economy
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

The inventor of the stove.

Comics: 26
Recent Appearance: The Case for Impeachment
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 85
Recent Appearance: Don't Forget Chet
First Appearance: Forethought

Comics: 11
Recent Appearance: Too Close to Call
First Appearance: Precious Little Snowflakes

Obsessed with liberty, up to the point of applying it to his own lifestyle.

Comics: 110
Recent Appearance: Jefferson+
First Appearance: Jefferson Memorial

In an effort to one-up winning the Civil War, Grant got pretty good at crushing the Ku Klux Klan.

Comics: 44
Recent Appearance: Eco-Friendly Warfare
First Appearance: Balance

on July 23, 2018

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