In No Way Not Rich

STARRING

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 88
Recent Appearance: Don't Forget Chet
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

His hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win.

Comics: 69
Recent Appearance: Reform Retrenchment and Economy
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 85
Recent Appearance: Don't Forget Chet
First Appearance: Forethought

Went from being elected Vice President to using the first nuclear weapon in less than seven months.

Comics: 48
Recent Appearance: Executive Order 10290
First Appearance: The Buck Stops Here

A magical fairy that only the top 1% can see

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: The Sadness of Mr. Economy
First Appearance: Mr. Economy

Jelly-bean eatin', Gipper winnin', economic down-tricklin', Irani weapon-sellin', President movie-star cowboy.

Comics: 55
Recent Appearance: Chekhov's Virus
First Appearance: Make America Great Again

Obsessed with liberty, up to the point of applying it to his own lifestyle.

Comics: 110
Recent Appearance: Jefferson+
First Appearance: Jefferson Memorial

on June 22, 2017

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