In No Way Not Rich

STARRING

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 74
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

His hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win.

Comics: 63
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 75
Recent Appearance: Antiflag
First Appearance: Forethought

Went from being elected Vice President to using the first nuclear weapon in less than seven months.

Comics: 43
Recent Appearance: 74 Years
First Appearance: The Buck Stops Here

A magical fairy that only the top 1% can see

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Buck fifty
First Appearance: Mr. Economy

Jelly-bean eatin', Gipper winnin', economic down-tricklin', Irani weapon-sellin', President movie-star cowboy.

Comics: 48
Recent Appearance: 74 Years
First Appearance: Make America Great Again

Obsessed with liberty, up to the point of applying it to his own lifestyle.

Comics: 100
Recent Appearance: Death Penalty
First Appearance: Jefferson Memorial

on June 22, 2017

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