Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood

STARRING

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 87
Recent Appearance: Confederate Insurrection
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

For better or for worse, the only president to accomplish all of his campaign promises. “54 40 or fight!”

Comics: 33
Recent Appearance: Saved by the Bell
First Appearance: Columbus Day

Comics: 30
Recent Appearance: Censure of Attention
First Appearance: The Election of 1828

Shakespearean-level paranoia. Accomplished a lot of good but you only care about Watergate so fine. Whatever.

Comics: 76
Recent Appearance: So... Uh... What Happens Now?
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Jelly-bean eatin', Gipper winnin', economic down-tricklin', Irani weapon-sellin', President movie-star cowboy.

Comics: 55
Recent Appearance: Chekhov's Virus
First Appearance: Make America Great Again

In an effort to one-up winning the Civil War, Grant got pretty good at crushing the Ku Klux Klan.

Comics: 43
Recent Appearance: For Those Asking
First Appearance: Balance

on February 27, 2019

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