Deal Artist

STARRING

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

The barometer to which all modern acts of evils are judged against. Amateur painter.

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: Killing Hitler
First Appearance: Backpfeifengesicht

The physical manifestation of 240 years of systemic racism and white privilege.

Comics: 78
Recent Appearance: Government Reopened
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 66
Recent Appearance: Second Bill of Rights
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 67
Recent Appearance: A Holiday of the People, by the People
First Appearance: Forethought

Started the War of 1812. Then the British burned down the White House.

Comics: 47
Recent Appearance: Second Bill of Rights
First Appearance: Forethought

on March 24, 2017

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