Deal Artist

STARRING

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 74
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

The barometer to which all modern acts of evils are judged against. Amateur painter.

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: Killing Hitler
First Appearance: Backpfeifengesicht

The physical manifestation of 240 years of systemic racism and white privilege.

Comics: 80
Recent Appearance: Concentration Camps
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 71
Recent Appearance: Concentration Camps
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 75
Recent Appearance: Antiflag
First Appearance: Forethought

Started the War of 1812. Then the British burned down the White House.

Comics: 51
Recent Appearance: How an Amendment Gets Ratified
First Appearance: Forethought

on March 24, 2017

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