Cornerstone of the Capitol

STARRING

Andrew Jackson

His hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win.

Comics: 62
Recent Appearance: Alternating Currency
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Andrew Johnson

Honored his fallen predecessor the only way he knew how, by undoing all of Lincoln’s accomplishments one by one.

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Existential Questions
First Appearance: A Pretty Good Team

Eye

Reverse of the Great Seal of the United States

Comics: 30
Recent Appearance: E Pluribus Nunes
First Appearance: Annuit Coeptis

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 71
Recent Appearance: Concentration Camps
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

George Washington

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 74
Recent Appearance: Pledge of Allegiance
First Appearance: Forethought

Gerald Ford

Appointed Vice President. President by vacancy. Only one to hold the office without being elected in any way.

Comics: 11
Recent Appearance: Only in America
First Appearance: The Buck Stops Here

Harry S Truman

Went from being elected Vice President to using the first nuclear weapon in less than seven months.

Comics: 42
Recent Appearance: Killing Hitler
First Appearance: The Buck Stops Here

James Buchanan

Decided the best way to govern was to keep the peace by just simply letting things spiral out of control.

Comics: 28
Recent Appearance: Straight Pride Parade
First Appearance: The Ol' James Buchanan Try

James Garfield

Shot in the chest and died from 19th century medical practices because he didn't want to give a madman a job.

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: War Criminals
First Appearance: Twenty Dollars

James K Polk

For better or for worse, the only president to accomplish all of his campaign promises. “54 40 or fight!”

Comics: 28
Recent Appearance: Chicle
First Appearance: Columbus Day

James Monroe

The Monroe Doctrine: you stay on your side and we’ll stay on our side.

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: Activity Page 650!
First Appearance: Father of Daughters

Theodore Roosevelt

A man. A plan. A canal. In the arena. The very definition of the rugged individualist American.

Comics: 86
Recent Appearance: Petty Officer
First Appearance: Police State

Warren G Harding

A flirt. A crook. A drunk. "I am not fit for this office and never should have been here."

Comics: 31
Recent Appearance: El Presidente Cigar Club
First Appearance: Temperament

William H Taft

Only one to use the Presidency as a stepping stone to his true dream job: Supreme Court Justice.

Comics: 30
Recent Appearance: Graduation Season
First Appearance: Gift Basket of Deplorables

William McKinley

Allowed media tycoons to declare war on Spain so they could sell more newspapers.

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: The War on Tariffs
First Appearance: A Few Of My Favorite Things

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