↓ Transcript
Panel 1:
Theodore Roosevelt and William H. Taft are talking outside the White House.
Roosevelt: "One of my biggest regrets was in 1904, announcing I wouldn’t run again."

Panel 2:
Roosevelt: "Now I no longer announce when I’m not doing something. Only when I do!"

Panel 3:
Roosevelt: "And when I do, I beat ‘em to a frazzle!"
Taft: "I’ve always preferred a work/beat‘em-to-a-frazzle/life balance."