A Few Of My Favorite Things

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Abraham Lincoln

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 74
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Barack Obama

Not the President that America deserves, but the President that America needs.

Comics: 24
Recent Appearance: Concentration Camps
First Appearance: The Ol' James Buchanan Try

Bill Clinton

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Death Penalty
First Appearance: The Best Portrait

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 71
Recent Appearance: Concentration Camps
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

George Washington

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 75
Recent Appearance: Antiflag
First Appearance: Forethought

Grover Cleveland 2

Comics: 14
Recent Appearance: Polling Data
First Appearance: A Few Of My Favorite Things

Richard Nixon

Shakespearean-level paranoia. Accomplished a lot of good but you only care about Watergate so fine. Whatever.

Comics: 65
Recent Appearance: Over the Moon
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Theodore Roosevelt

A man. A plan. A canal. In the arena. The very definition of the rugged individualist American.

Comics: 87
Recent Appearance: Death Penalty
First Appearance: Police State

William H Taft

Only one to use the Presidency as a stepping stone to his true dream job: Supreme Court Justice.

Comics: 30
Recent Appearance: Graduation Season
First Appearance: Gift Basket of Deplorables

William McKinley

Allowed media tycoons to declare war on Spain so they could sell more newspapers.

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: The War on Tariffs
First Appearance: A Few Of My Favorite Things

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