Three panel comic in the White House Press Room. John F. Kennedy is lighting up a cigar at the podium.
Panel 1: JFK says "What kind of Kennedy would I be, without a checkered relationship to medicine?"
Panel 2: There are syringes everywhere. JFK says "Dr. Feelgood for all! If it was good enough to get me through 1962—it's good enough for 'MAGA' Health and Human Services."
Panel 3: Lyndon B. Johnson picks up one of the syringes and reads the label. LBJ says "This 'vitamin shot' is all amphetamines, steroids, and animal hormones." JFK, stabbing himself in the butt with one of the syringes, says "And a dash of Tylenol so don't take it if you're pregnant."
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