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Three panel comicin the north lawn of the White House. Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, and Nixon's dog Checkers are there.
Panel 1: Nixon holds his book "Six Crises" and says "I wrote Six Crises in 1962. It detailed the most consequential moments of my career up to that point. Where I had to make a decision. And how I find victory even in defeat." Ford says "Nixon, do you think you'll ever face a crisis too big even for you?"
Panel 2: Nixon says "I don't know. Hopefully not."
Panel 3: Nixon starts sweating, "But then again, I've also never been accused of skipping like a dipshit."