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Panel 1:
Republican Elephant and Democrat Donkey are in an abstract world of stars and stripes.
Elephant: "What is this place?"
Donkey: "The brochure says "Bold Glory.""

Panel 2:
Elephant: "Where did you get a brochure?"
Donkey reads: "Welcome to Bold Glory, a secret dimension hidden between the woven layers of an American flag."
In the background, a giant structure of red stripes collides with a floating 5-point star, shattering it.

Panel 3:
Elephant: "How did we get here?"
Donkey: "You're asking me a lot of questions for someone who likes to "do their own research.""