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Panel 1:
Buchanan: "I don't typically let criticism bother me. It's important to put a positive spin on things."

Panel 2:
Buchanan: "People say that James Buchanan is the worst president in history—"

Panel 3:
Buchanan: "—I prefer to think, of all the bad presidents we've had, I'm the BEST."
Lincoln: "Congratulations. It's well earned."