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Panel 1: Trump, looking impish, "Convicted on 34 counts. No 34 Convictions. No president gets more convictions than me. None."
Panel 2: Trump is nailed to a cross, "You know who else was a convicted felon? Jesus. You know what I'm saying?"
Panel 3: Trump is buried under a stack of crosses. "I'm saying I'm 34 times better than Jesus."