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Comic showing President Joe Biden in a CNN-esque televised town hall
Panel 1: A questioner at the microphone, "President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr! Are you going to stay in this race?" Biden says "Of course I am! Until I'm not!"
Panel 2: Questioner: "How do you respond to those who say you're out of touch? That you use old-timey folk language as a way to deflect from the issues?"
Panel 3: Biden: "I say that's malarkey!"