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Panel 1:
Ulysses S. Grant talks with Abraham Lincoln.
Grant: "Did you hear it’s Confederate Heritage Month?"
Lincoln: "What heritage?"

Panel 2:
Grant: "Four years, three months. College-spirit-level-heritage, at best."
Lincoln: "And how are we celebrating these pathetic traitors?"

Panel 3:
Ulysses S. Grant has a newspaper with the headline "Trump to Appear in Court Today."
Grant: "We finally started prosecuting the officers."
Lincoln, smiling while ripping up a Confederate battle flag: "We should make that a new holiday tradition."