What Would Give Your Life the Fullest Dinner Pail?

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Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 89
Recent Appearance: Saving Democracy
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

James K Polk

For better or for worse, the only president to accomplish all of his campaign promises. “54 40 or fight!”

Comics: 39
Recent Appearance: The Law, in its Majestic Equality
First Appearance: Columbus Day

James Monroe

The Monroe Doctrine: you stay on your side and we’ll stay on our side.

Comics: 25
Recent Appearance: What Would Give Your Life the Fullest Dinner Pail?
First Appearance: Father of Daughters

Richard Nixon

Shakespearean-level paranoia. Accomplished a lot of good but you only care about Watergate so fine. Whatever.

Comics: 93
Recent Appearance: Undecided in 2024
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

William McKinley

Allowed media tycoons to declare war on Spain so they could sell more newspapers.

Comics: 26
Recent Appearance: What Would Give Your Life the Fullest Dinner Pail?
First Appearance: A Few Of My Favorite Things

Woodrow Wilson

Thought two things: we would stay out of World War I and that the south would rise again. Both were wrong.

Comics: 60
Recent Appearance: Undecided in 2024
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

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