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Tough on Crime
Grover Cleveland insisted on carrying out the two executions that were done on his watch as Erie County Sheriff. It made him so sick, he only lasted on term before going back into law. For my part, as someone who’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Abusing the Blessings of Liberty
Re-introducing the Statue of Liberty as she seeks advice from 1st-term Grover Cleveland. ↓ TranscriptPanel 1: The Statue of Liberty approaches Grover Cleveland. Liberty: "Is it always wrong to kill another person?" Cleveland: "Legally or morally?" Panel 2: Liberty: "I’m[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Selective Outrage
↓ TranscriptPanel 1: Thomas Jefferson and John Adams are hanging out in front of the Jefferson Memorial. Jefferson: "Here's what I have a problem with: selective outrage." Adams: "Odd that you'd single out an issue like that." Panel 2: Jefferson:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
March 4th
Happy March 4th! Franklin Roosevelt would be the last President to be sworn in on March 4th, which happened on this day 90 years ago. ↓ TranscriptPanel 1: James Madison is happy on the inside. Franklin Roosevelt is with him.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What’s James Garfield talking about over there? ↓ TranscriptPanel 1: James Garfield is speaking with the A.I. Chatbot in the background. Garfield: "Built without laws, it will carry the prejudices of those that created it. Sometimes even beliefs based on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
From James Garfield’s 1881 Inaugural Speech: The voters of the Union, who make and unmake constitutions, and upon whose will hang the destinies of our governments, can transmit their supreme authority to no successors save the coming generation of voters,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPanel 1: James Garfield holding Bell's Box Telephone. Garfield: "Technological advancement is truly a blessing. Look at this commercially available telephone. First of its kind! A blessing!" Panel 2: A massive industrial robot enters, complete with light bulbs, gears,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Do Not Call
↓ TranscriptPanel 1: Jefferson: "James Garfield, is that your phone ringing?" Garfield: "Ugh. This same number all week. It just comes up 'Guiteau.'" Panel 2: James Garfield takes out his mobile version of the first commercial telephone from 1877. It’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What is Your Favorite Comic?
↓ TranscriptTwo Party Opera Opinion Polls Comics have played an important part in American history, so we asked everyday American voters: What is your favorite comic? Abigail Adams, first Second Lady and second First Lady, "I enjoy the drawings of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…