Peaking inside Bold Glory, a secret abstract dimension hidden between the woven layers of an American flag. ↓ TranscriptPanel 1: Republican Elephant and Democrat Donkey are in an abstract world of stars and stripes. Elephant: "What is this place?" Donkey:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Same Time, Next Crisis Cycle
↓ TranscriptPanel 1: Silicon Valley Bank: "Same time, next crisis cycle?" FDR: "Scorpions and Frogs! So you've learned nothing?" Panel 2: Silicon Valley Bank: "We do this dance every few years. We do what we want until we break something[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Core Mission
↓ TranscriptPanel 1: Herbert Hoover and Franklin Roosevelt are caring for Silicon Valley Bank, who is laying in bed, streaming television off a tablet. Hoover: "How's Silicon Valley Bank doing?" FDR: "Sick in bed watching cable news all day." Silicon[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A Very Specific Case
I wrote today’s comic last Friday while I was listening to the news. You can imagine how the panelists were discussing the Silicon Valley bank collapse. ↓ TranscriptPanel 1: Herbert Hoover enters and sees a N-95-masked Franklin Roosevelt caring for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There is no bailout. There never was a bailout. No losses will be borne by the taxpayers. No losses will be borne by the taxpayers. I guess we’ll see. Make sure to follow Two Party Opera on Instagram, I’ve started[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seizure Salad
↓ TranscriptPanel 1: Franklin Delano Roosevelt finds a personified Silicon Valley Bank, dressed in a casual hoodie with a bag of cash for a head, an expressive dollar sign face. The Silicon Valley Bank is gorging on cash and precious[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPanel 1: A Republican elephant and a Democratic donkey are in an abstract reality made from the American flag. Elephant: "Set your clocks?" Donkey: "All this springing forward and falling backwards! It makes me dizzy!" Panel 2: Elephant: "Daylight[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Centennial President
↓ TranscriptPanel 1: Benjamin Harrison is hanging out around George Washington's estate, Mount Vernon. Harrison: "They call me the Centennial President." Panel 2: Harrison: "100 years after George Washington was sworn into office. There I was, to the day, taking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Benjamin Harrison Tells a Joke
↓ TranscriptBenjamin Harrison Tells a Joke: Panel 1: Harrison: "Did you hear the one about William Jennings Bryan?" Cleveland-22: "That Free Silver guy?" Cleveland-24: "Who later denounced Charles Darwin in the Scopes trial?" Panel 2: Harrison: "Yes, turns out he’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Policeman in the Opera
↓ TranscriptBenjamin Harrison is speaking on the front porch of the White House. Harrison: "I was pressured to speak a few words at a banquet in St. Louis." "I have sometimes thought that the life of the President of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…