How to Speak Financialese

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Abraham Lincoln

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 99
Recent Appearance: Positive Spin
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Alexander Hamilton

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: An American Empire
First Appearance: Hamilton Electors

Andrew Jackson

His hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win.

Comics: 76
Recent Appearance: Undecided in 2024
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Benjamin Franklin

The inventor of the stove.

Comics: 26
Recent Appearance: The Case for Impeachment
First Appearance: The Arbiter of Chaos

George Washington

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 96
Recent Appearance: Talent of His Taciturnity
First Appearance: Forethought

Mr Economy

A magical fairy that only the top 1% can see

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: The Sadness of Mr. Economy
First Appearance: Mr. Economy

Ronald Reagan

Jelly-bean eatin', Gipper winnin', economic down-tricklin', Irani weapon-sellin', President movie-star cowboy.

Comics: 58
Recent Appearance: When the President Does It
First Appearance: Make America Great Again

Thomas Jefferson

Obsessed with liberty, up to the point of applying it to his own lifestyle.

Comics: 124
Recent Appearance: Talents and Weaknesses
First Appearance: Jefferson Memorial

Ulysses S Grant

In an effort to one-up winning the Civil War, Grant got pretty good at crushing the Ku Klux Klan.

Comics: 51
Recent Appearance: Confederate Heritage Month
First Appearance: Balance

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on June 20, 2017

Chapter: 2017 - June

Characters: Abraham Lincoln, Alexander Hamilton, Andrew Jackson, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, Mr Economy, Ronald Reagan, Thomas Jefferson, Ulysses S Grant

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